Step aside, you trophy-polishing, incident-prone superstars, because it’s time to lavish some backhanded admiration on Xavier Seynave—the man who’s somehow converted 164 starts into a glorious total of zero wins. Despite an average finish around P13 and a knack for collecting 5.8 incidents every race, he’s bagged three podiums across 18 seasons, proving he’s neither the worst driver nor the luckiest. And just when you think he’s destined to hover in the midfield forever, he pops up on the podium out of nowhere, like a lost cat finding its way home, reminding us all that underdogs really can surprise when least expected.

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